I hate Taylor Swift.
Truthfully, I do. I don’t like her music, I don’t like her (public) personality, and I really, really don’t like all her crazy fans.
I’ve always said that one day, she would make a song that would be so bad it was good. It would only be a matter of time, I said.
As always, I’m right. It’s happened. This song…is so, so bad…that I love it. Much in the way that I love such songs as ‘Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy’ or any Weird Al song.
Welcome to the club, Miss Swift. You really worked for this one. And I’ll be singing it for the rest of the month, hating every moment.